Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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