I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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