How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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