you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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