I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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