He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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