just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
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