it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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