I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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