If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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