***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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