How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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