why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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