What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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