I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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