i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
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