Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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