I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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