Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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