god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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