yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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