I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
