i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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