So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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