Buhtt sex?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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