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He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
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Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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