The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
She even gives head with a lisp.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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