great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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