She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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