What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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