i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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