Cold hands, warm shart.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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