So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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