im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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