Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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