Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
tell me about the fingering
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