Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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