Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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