Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
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