Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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