Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
