Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Randomize
