Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
