On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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