I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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