I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
your room smells of hookers.
And success
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
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