dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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