There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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