Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
false alarm, still single
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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