idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I love you.
Bad choice
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