I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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