some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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