We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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