Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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